Stratton Oakmont Inc Ugly Sweater


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On a daily basis I consume enough drugs to sedate Manhattan, Long Island, and Queens for a month. I take Quaaludes 10-15 times a day for my "back pain", Adderall to stay focused, Xanax to take the edge off, pot to mellow me out, cocaine to wake me back up again, and morphine... Well, because it's awesome. But of all the drugs under God's blue heaven, here is one that is my absolute favorite. See, enough of this shit will make you invincible - able to conquer the world. And eviscerate your enemies.

This soft and durable crewneck sweatshirt features a loose fit with a 50/50 cotton/poly blend and a tear-away label. Double needle stitched cuffs and waistband with an athletic rib knit collar lends itself to daily wear at an affordable price.


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