8 Funny Halloween Shirts to Wear at Your Next Party

September 29, 2022

Maybe Today Satan T-Shirt

The scariest day of the year is coming up: that's right, Halloween. But for those who find the season a little too spooky, remember that laughter is a great coping mechanism for fear.

So when those scarecrows, chants of hocus pocus, black cats, and kids dressed like Michael Myers have you totally terrified, lighten the mood with somefunny Halloween shirts from our classic t-shirt collection!

Here For the Boos

Here For the Boo's T-Shirt

Boos—like booze, get it? I know, this one's a bit of a thinker. If you like your funny Halloween t-shirts of the more cerebral variety, try this one for size. This funny ghost face graphic tee is perfect for any party.

Maybe Today Satan

Maybe Today Satan T-Shirt

The grim reaper comes for us all, so why not face it with a bit of humor? It's bold, brash, and available in a bunch of beautiful colors. Say "definitely today" to this funny Halloween shirt.

I Put the Fun in Funeral

I Put The Fun In Funeral T-Shirt

Put this Halloween t-shirt on, and let's turn this vigil into a rave! Ok, we're kidding—we definitely don't recommend actually wearing this funny Halloween shirt to a funeral. Halloween t-shirts like this are perfect for any costume party, though.

Killin' It

Killin' It T-Shirt

Even the reaper deserves to be proud of a job well done. If you feel like you've been killin' it too, then grab one of these as a hoodie, tank top, or classic t-shirt.

Heathen Season

Heathen Season T-Shirt 

Halloween is the time for drawing giant pentagrams, hanging up the goat skulls, and letting the cobwebs take over—that's right, heathen season. Funny Halloween t-shirts like this are a great way to show you get down with the hocus pocus.

Lift Your Spirits

Lift Your Spirits T-Shirt 

Here's another one for the fan of humor, drinking, and the paranormal. A pretty great combo if we do say so ourselves. Summon up a killer buzz, and banish the hangover demons with this short sleeve classic t-shirt.

Freak in the Sheets

Freak In The Sheets T-Shirt

Out of ideas for a Halloween costume? A costume t-shirt is just as good for any Halloween party or trip to the haunted house. It says, "I'm down to party" mixed with "I didn't want to have to go to Party City."

Literally Dead

Literally Dead T-Shirt 

For when you literally can't even. This one's giving Halloween. So throw on this graphic tee, bust out the candy corn and horror movies, and embrace the season.

So there you have it: our ultimate funny Halloween tee collection. Our graphic tees are all high-quality prints made to last, so you can give them as Halloween gifts, or rock them as part of your Halloween costume. Did we mention they come as long sleeve, short sleeve, hoodies, and more?

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