30 Hilarious Ugly Christmas Sweaters You Should Check Out

November 14, 2022

Ugly Christmas Sweaters

There's so much to look forward to during Christmas - sending out Christmas cards, decorating your home with Christmas trees, baking Christmas cookies, shopping for gifts, and having a fun time with your best people in the world.


However, we'll be losing out on a lot of Christmas fun without the thrill that comes from wearing ugly Christmas sweaters. You've probably had a good laugh at the sight of a hideous sweater, or you've made someone else giggle to tears because you wore the tackiest, ugliest, and funniest Christmas sweater in the room.


By the third Friday of December this year, you could be the one wearing the most hilarious ugly sweater on display, because we are about to show you some of the most dreadfully silly designs in our catalog. (Don't forget to thank us after your sweater has made many people laugh out loud this year).


So, let's check out 30 hilarious ugly sweaters that will make you unforgettable this Christmas.

LITTLE NERO'S PIZZA MEN/UNISEX UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATERS


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No Fiddlin' Around! Everyone wants to try the pizza Kevin orders. Oops, No one's staying home alone this Christmas. So, go grab your Little Nero's Pizza/unisex ugly sweater here, so you can join the party.

THE WET BANDITS UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATERS

Wet Bandits Ugly Sweater

Marv and Harry seem to be in the neighborhood. But only one Wet Bandit is allowed here. Find your Wet Bandit's Ugly Sweater here, so you can join the party.

NOW I HAVE A MACHINE GUN HO HO HO MEN/UNISEX UGLY SWEATERS

Now I Have A Machine Hun Ho-Ho-Ho Ugly Sweaterย 

Lol. That one scared me. I almost took to my heels. This ugly sweater is definitely gonna send some attention your way. I'll advise you to say "YES" to this hilarious ugly Christmas sweater before someone gets shot.

MERRY CHRISTMAS YA FILTHY ANIMAL MEN/UNISEX UGLY SWEATERS

Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal Ugly Sweater

Chill bruv, It's just a compliment. It's Christmas, right? So, everyone deserves to be merry - No exceptions. This soft and durable crew neck sweatshirt would be a perfect addition to your Christmas collection. Grab one or more of these in different colors.

SLEIGHER MEN/UNISEX UGLY SWEATER

Sleigher Ugly Sweater

This would make you a Snack. Period! I just hope you've got your sleighing license. We can't afford to crash Santa. Get your Sleighing license and sleigher men/unisex ugly sweater ready.

COUSIN EDDIE'S RV MAINTENANCE MEN/UNISEX UGLY SWEATER

Cousin Eddie's RV Maintenance Ugly Sweater

No sh*tter's too full! Nobody's as skilled in RV maintenance as cousin Eddie. We've got just what you need in this Cousin Eddie's RV Maintenance men/unisex ugly sweater.

SCROOGE & MARLEY FINANCIAL SERVICES UGLY SWEATER

Scrooge & Marley Financial Services Ugly Sweater

Bah, humbug. There's an Ugly Sweater for everyoneโ€”including Christmas Carol business partners. Say hello to this collection of Scrooge & Marley Financial Services Ugly Sweaters that can make you stand out this Christmas.

NAKATOMI PLAZA CHRISTMAS PARTY UGLY SWEATER

Nakatomi Plaza Christmas PartyUgly Sweater

Let's get together at the coast this Christmas Eve to have a few laughs. It's not 1988, but you'll definitely have a Christmas party at Nakatomi Plaza you won't forget. Make it worth your while with this soft and durable crew neck Nakatomi Plaza Christmas Party Ugly Sweater.

HAPPY CHALLAH DAYS UGLY SWEATER

Happy Challah Days Ugly Sweater

Nothing much to see here, the Challah Days are my favorite. You too? Then you've got a perfect match if you wear this one. Get this Happy Challah day's ugly Christmas sweater made for you with love.

MCCALLISTER'S HOME SECURITY MEN/UNISEX UGLY SWEATER

kids ugly + tree ugly

Hello fellas, let's get everyone interested in the content on your Ugly Sweater. Deal? Show up to the party this holiday in a McCallister's Home Security Men/unisex Ugly Sweater.

YOU SERIOUS CLARK? MEN/UNISEX UGLY SWEATER

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Just in case you have Clark on the table this Christmas, you've got the perfect response for him on this ugly sweater. Blue ugly? Interestingly, you can grab this, You Serious Clark? Men/unisex Ugly Sweater in different colors.

TURBO MAN UGLY SWEATER

ugly party

No, it's not Star Wars or Harry Potterโ€ฆ It's Turbo Time! Who's more qualified to be Turbo Man this Christmas than you, my friend? Be THE superhero this holiday in this Turbo Man Ugly Sweater.

BYE BUDDY, HOPE YOU FIND YOUR DAD UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATER

Bye Buddy, Hope You Fin Your Dad Ugly Sweater

If you're a fan of the Elf, then you'll definitely need to add this ugly sweater to your closet this Christmas. No kidding. If you're going to New York this holiday, take it with you too.

GRISWOLD'S ILLUMINATION MEN/UNISEX UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATER

Grisworld's Illumination Ugly Sweater

If you're planning a Christmas Vacation, you may want to learn a thing or two from Griswold's Christmas lights. Is 25,000 lights a joke to you? If not, grab Griswold's Illumination Men/unisex Ugly Sweater and take some lessons from Griswold.

HAIL SANTA MEN/UNISEX UGLY SWEATER

Hail Santa Ugly Sweater

All hail Santa! After all, it's Santa's season, and you've got a suitable inscription on your ugly sweater to prove it. Get your own here!

SCHWEDDY BALLS UGLY SWEATER

Schweddy Bally Ugly Sweater

Become irresistible this Christmas like Schweddy Balls. This is more than an ugly Christmas sweater. It's an invitation you can't say no to. Get one of these Schweddy Balls Ugly Sweaters today and let the ladies do whatever they may with ya Schweddy Balls.

JELLY OF THE MONTH CLUB MEN/UNISEX UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATER

Jelly of The Month Club Ugly Sweater

Looking for a gift that keeps on giving through the whole year? I dunno, but I think you could earn a year's membership to the Jelly of the Month Club. It's all up to you, but you can choose to become an official member now by taking advantage of this ugly sweater.

I PUT OUT FOR SANTA MEN/UNISEX UGLY SWEATER

sweater sweatshirt + ugly christmas

You don't even have to brag about your great taste in Christmas cookies. Once we see this, we know. Don't forget to put out milk and cookies for Santa, though. You may find this ugly sweater useful to remind you. Get one now.

IT'S LIT MEN/UNISEX UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATER

ugly Xmas sweater + unisex sweater

Yeah, baby! That Christmas tree ain't the only thing getting lit this year. I know you know what I mean. Now, look at that smile on your face and imagine this ugly sweater on your body.

HO-CUBED MEN/UNISEX UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATER
Ho-Cubed Ugly Sweater

Don't freak out; it's not chemistry or math. It's just HO X HO X HO. No better time to HOยณ than Christmas. Be in the mood, but let the Ho-cubed Men/unisex Ugly Sweater tell people what it's about.

HANUKKAH UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATER

Hanukkah Ugly Sweater

At least spelled Hanukkah correctly this time (not even sure). However, you can put on the Hanukkah Ugly Sweater to remind me later.

GOWER'S DRUG STORE UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATER

Christmas ugly Christmas + funny ugly Christmas

Put this ugly sweater on, I think it's gonna look good on you. Let's make the party come alive this Christmas. Ugly sweaters like this are perfect for casual gatherings and custom parties.

BUZZ, YOUR GIRLFRIEND, WOOF MEN/UNISEX UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATER

Buzz Your Girlfriend Woof Ugly Sweater

Can you still remember the expression on Kevin's face when he said Buzz your girlfriend, Woof? Lol, this ugly sweater will definitely bring back those happy memories to you this Christmas.

I DON'T BELIEVE IN YOU EITHER MEN/UNISEX UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATER

ugly sweater party + matching ugly Christmas

Who pissed Santa off? Santa tells it like it is. Enjoy an ugly sweater inspired by Santa Claus this festive holiday.

CHRISTMAS BIRTHDAY BOY UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATER

christmas cardigan + holiday sweater

Here's another ugly sweater for the fans of Birthday celebrations. A combo of simplicity and humor makes the Christmas fun go round. We need to celebrate!

DON'T STOP BELIEVING MEN/UNISEX UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATER

christmas cardigan + ugly holiday sweater

We can all use some Christmas holiday motivation. Hold onto that feeling, then get an ugly Christmas sweater to remind you.

I LIKE BIG BULBS MEN/UNISEX UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATER

Christmas sweatshirt + holiday sweater + holiday party

I think I do too. What about you? Maybe we should reserve this one for all the lovers of big bulbs. What do you think? Never mind, get one for yourself here.

SAINT THICC UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATER

ugly Christmas sweatshirt + sweater party

Oops! I can't even lie, Santa looks different on this one. Oh, now I see what's written. Trust me, you could make a bold statement with this Saint Thicc Ugly Sweater.

DICK IN A BOX UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATER

ugly Christmas sweatshirts

Censored! A really special gift. Don't wear this to the kid's party, though. If your honeymoon falls in the Christmas season, you've got an ugly sweater for the event right here.

BEND OVER AND I'LL SHOW YOU UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATER

ugly Christmas sweaters

TBH, this one will save you the stress of giving answers to a lot of questions this Christmas. All you have to do is put this on, and point their attention to your ugly sweater. They'll get the message. Get your Bend Over And I'll Show You Ugly Sweater and tell us how it went down.


You've just seen 30 of the most hilarious ugly Christmas sweaters, and there's more where that came from. Your Christmas could be more fun if you showed up every time with a new hilarious Christmas pun on your ugly sweater. If you do it well enough, your friends and family could adopt it, and it becomes a tradition. Check out our Christmas collection for more funny Christmas ugly sweaters and apparel, and make your own Christmas story.

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