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There's so much to look forward to during Christmas - sending out Christmas cards, decorating your home with Christmas trees, baking Christmas cookies, shopping for gifts, and having a fun time with your best people in the world.
However, we'll be losing out on a lot of Christmas fun without the thrill that comes from wearing ugly Christmas sweaters. You've probably had a good laugh at the sight of a hideous sweater, or you've made someone else giggle to tears because you wore the tackiest, ugliest, and funniest Christmas sweater in the room.
By the third Friday of December this year, you could be the one wearing the most hilarious ugly sweater on display, because we are about to show you some of the most dreadfully silly designs in our catalog. (Don't forget to thank us after your sweater has made many people laugh out loud this year).
So, let's check out 30 hilarious ugly sweaters that will make you unforgettable this Christmas.
No Fiddlin' Around! Everyone wants to try the pizza Kevin orders. Oops, No one's staying home alone this Christmas. So, go grab your Little Nero's Pizza/unisex ugly sweater here, so you can join the party.
Marv and Harry seem to be in the neighborhood. But only one Wet Bandit is allowed here. Find your Wet Bandit's Ugly Sweater here, so you can join the party.
Lol. That one scared me. I almost took to my heels. This ugly sweater is definitely gonna send some attention your way. I'll advise you to say "YES" to this hilarious ugly Christmas sweater before someone gets shot.
Chill bruv, It's just a compliment. It's Christmas, right? So, everyone deserves to be merry - No exceptions. This soft and durable crew neck sweatshirt would be a perfect addition to your Christmas collection. Grab one or more of these in different colors.
This would make you a Snack. Period! I just hope you've got your sleighing license. We can't afford to crash Santa. Get your Sleighing license and sleigher men/unisex ugly sweater ready.
No sh*tter's too full! Nobody's as skilled in RV maintenance as cousin Eddie. We've got just what you need in this Cousin Eddie's RV Maintenance men/unisex ugly sweater.
Bah, humbug. There's an Ugly Sweater for everyone—including Christmas Carol business partners. Say hello to this collection of Scrooge & Marley Financial Services Ugly Sweaters that can make you stand out this Christmas.
Let's get together at the coast this Christmas Eve to have a few laughs. It's not 1988, but you'll definitely have a Christmas party at Nakatomi Plaza you won't forget. Make it worth your while with this soft and durable crew neck Nakatomi Plaza Christmas Party Ugly Sweater.
Nothing much to see here, the Challah Days are my favorite. You too? Then you've got a perfect match if you wear this one. Get this Happy Challah day's ugly Christmas sweater made for you with love.
Hello fellas, let's get everyone interested in the content on your Ugly Sweater. Deal? Show up to the party this holiday in a McCallister's Home Security Men/unisex Ugly Sweater.
Just in case you have Clark on the table this Christmas, you've got the perfect response for him on this ugly sweater. Blue ugly? Interestingly, you can grab this, You Serious Clark? Men/unisex Ugly Sweater in different colors.
No, it's not Star Wars or Harry Potter… It's Turbo Time! Who's more qualified to be Turbo Man this Christmas than you, my friend? Be THE superhero this holiday in this Turbo Man Ugly Sweater.
If you're a fan of the Elf, then you'll definitely need to add this ugly sweater to your closet this Christmas. No kidding. If you're going to New York this holiday, take it with you too.
If you're planning a Christmas Vacation, you may want to learn a thing or two from Griswold's Christmas lights. Is 25,000 lights a joke to you? If not, grab Griswold's Illumination Men/unisex Ugly Sweater and take some lessons from Griswold.
All hail Santa! After all, it's Santa's season, and you've got a suitable inscription on your ugly sweater to prove it. Get your own here!
Become irresistible this Christmas like Schweddy Balls. This is more than an ugly Christmas sweater. It's an invitation you can't say no to. Get one of these Schweddy Balls Ugly Sweaters today and let the ladies do whatever they may with ya Schweddy Balls.
Looking for a gift that keeps on giving through the whole year? I dunno, but I think you could earn a year's membership to the Jelly of the Month Club. It's all up to you, but you can choose to become an official member now by taking advantage of this ugly sweater.
You don't even have to brag about your great taste in Christmas cookies. Once we see this, we know. Don't forget to put out milk and cookies for Santa, though. You may find this ugly sweater useful to remind you. Get one now.
Yeah, baby! That Christmas tree ain't the only thing getting lit this year. I know you know what I mean. Now, look at that smile on your face and imagine this ugly sweater on your body.
Don't freak out; it's not chemistry or math. It's just HO X HO X HO. No better time to HO³ than Christmas. Be in the mood, but let the Ho-cubed Men/unisex Ugly Sweater tell people what it's about.
At least spelled Hanukkah correctly this time (not even sure). However, you can put on the Hanukkah Ugly Sweater to remind me later.
Put this ugly sweater on, I think it's gonna look good on you. Let's make the party come alive this Christmas. Ugly sweaters like this are perfect for casual gatherings and custom parties.
Can you still remember the expression on Kevin's face when he said Buzz your girlfriend, Woof? Lol, this ugly sweater will definitely bring back those happy memories to you this Christmas.
Who pissed Santa off? Santa tells it like it is. Enjoy an ugly sweater inspired by Santa Claus this festive holiday.
Here's another ugly sweater for the fans of Birthday celebrations. A combo of simplicity and humor makes the Christmas fun go round. We need to celebrate!
We can all use some Christmas holiday motivation. Hold onto that feeling, then get an ugly Christmas sweater to remind you.
I think I do too. What about you? Maybe we should reserve this one for all the lovers of big bulbs. What do you think? Never mind, get one for yourself here.
Oops! I can't even lie, Santa looks different on this one. Oh, now I see what's written. Trust me, you could make a bold statement with this Saint Thicc Ugly Sweater.
Censored! A really special gift. Don't wear this to the kid's party, though. If your honeymoon falls in the Christmas season, you've got an ugly sweater for the event right here.
TBH, this one will save you the stress of giving answers to a lot of questions this Christmas. All you have to do is put this on, and point their attention to your ugly sweater. They'll get the message. Get your Bend Over And I'll Show You Ugly Sweater and tell us how it went down.
You've just seen 30 of the most hilarious ugly Christmas sweaters, and there's more where that came from. Your Christmas could be more fun if you showed up every time with a new hilarious Christmas pun on your ugly sweater. If you do it well enough, your friends and family could adopt it, and it becomes a tradition. Check out our Christmas collection for more funny Christmas ugly sweaters and apparel, and make your own Christmas story.
