Hoping to become the newest member of theBushwood Country Club? Famous IRL has your back! Just remember: No fighting. No spitting. No drinking. No gambling. No bare feet. Granted, if you forget the laws of the land, don’t worry: everyone does.

While some would do just about anything to join the ranks of the elite, others wouldn’t be caught dead as amember of the crummy snobatorium — and it’s really not hard to see why. The president of the clubhouse is snobby, the members are eccentric, and the personalities are BIG.

If you’re looking for something a little more low-key, you might be better suited working as a caddy for the exclusive Bushwood Country Club rather than becoming a member. You can earn enough money to pay for college, enter theCaddy Day golf tournament, score a few steamy hookups (wink, wink), and meet a whole bunch of whacky new pals along the way.

Don’t feel like lugging around the filthy rich’s balls and golf clubs while putting up with their super snobby attitudes? We don’t blame you. Perhaps you’d rather join theassistant greenkeeper in his pursuit to eliminate a destructive dancing gopher instead.

Specializing in lawn, greens, and pest control, no gopher is safe whenCarl Spackler Groundskeeping is on the job! Except for the one causing mayhem on the Bushwood Country Club’s golf course.

Using everything from World War II hunting rifles to plastic explosives dressed as cute barnyard animals, the crafty little varmint is essentially untouchable. This has proven to be a much more challenging obstacle than expected.

But seeing asSpackler is licensed to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations, we’re not worried that the pesky pest won’t be taken care of sooner rather than later.

Whether you decide to become a member, work as a caddy, or help the gopher-loathing assistant groundskeeper keep the golf course in tip-top shape and pristine condition, there’s no denying that your days at Bushwood Country Club will be some of your best.

Show your Bushwood Country Club pride and checkFamous IRL today!

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